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31 Funny Fashion Puns That Will Surely Make You Laugh

by Elizabeth Morgan 2 min read

If you like to have a little fun with some wordplay and you're in the fashion industry, then you're going to love this list of our favorite fashion puns. 

1. Never tell a woman she can't purse-shoe her dreams!

2. A Scottish cat, aka a plaid o’puss.

3. Which popstar makes rapid onstage wardrobe changes? Tailor Swift.

4. My first job was peddling designer clothing. I was a Dior to Dior salesman.

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5. The 70% off sale at the coat store caused quite a frockus.

6. Wigmakers have the best customers – they always want toupee!

7. I believe in sole mates

8. Those who wear earmuffs aren’t afraid of lobal warming.

9. I can sew, knit and cross-stitch. Darn knit all, I’m a triple thread!

10. An app-based bra-sharing service: Büber. The competition is Lift.

11. What do you call a sweater that was blown away by the wind? A cardi-gone.

12. I get so frustrated when I try to organize my wardrobe. I might need some hanger management.

13. I made a dress, but it was inside out. Everything was out of sequins.

14. People in low-rise pants have recessive jeans. source

15. My quest to make money selling pants is income pleat.


17. My hair is a train wreck today. I call it Frinzi Frohan.

18. Someone stole my frock, but I shawl overcome.

19. Why are skinny jeans so trendy? I can’t get into them.

20. I went shopping to find camouflage pants, but unfortunately, I simply couldn't find any.

21. Dutch shoes used to be made in a factory machine, until it got clogged up. source 

22. Fashion designers may not be conservative but they are rather clothes minded.

23. What do you call a jacket that catches on fire? A blazer.

24. Did you hear about the coat I got from the internet? It’s down-loaded. source

25. I’ve got to be honest, I’m running out of puns. I have to stop at the fabric store for new material. source

26. Bows before hose.

27. Superheroes are known for their outstanding cape abilities.

28. Which Greek goddess had the craziest shirts? Aphro-dyed-tee.

29. Foot Fashion Fact of the Day: Many shoe puns are are barely funny and other shoe jokes are just sandal-ous!

30. The best underwear jokes are brief! source

31. The seams are falling apart? Sew what?

Comment below with the fashion pun that gave you the biggest laugh!

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Elizabeth Morgan
Elizabeth Morgan

Elizabeth Morgan is the co-founder of Cleo Madison. When she's not blogging about modest fashion, she's taking care of her twins, going on walks with her husband, watching reality TV, and trying new vegan food.

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